My Heart's A Battleground

Title: Morally Deficient Business
Author: mackzazzle
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Characters: Axel/Larxene/Marluxia
Word Count: 4000
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Last night, harukami told me that she wanted a surprise. Well, surprise! I've been working on writing this for you all week! Also, thank you to the Mexicans, for many reasons, but mostly involving unicorns and labias. ♥

( Axel has been watching her for a while, elbows resting on the pages of a book, open but ignored )

Title: Undone
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Characters: Axel/Roxas
Word Count: 1500
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: 20_inkspots #2: "a broken circle"
Notes: The first of twenty fic-art collaborations with akutenshi_akira. Art is hers, fic is mine, you love it okay go~ ♥

( And sometimes, Axel thought everything he did suddenly had worth, if only he could see the reaction on Roxas' face )

Title: Eden
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Characters: Roxas/Axel
Word Count: 700
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Also written as a campfuckudie request - "falling into sin" - but it was so long that I thought it deserved its own post. I'm not really sure if I like it, though~ I enjoyed the ideas, but I was having an off sort of night, so the words wouldn't come. But! What can you do~? ♥

( so kiss me like you did / my heart stopped beating / such a softer sin )

Fandoms: Various
Characters: Various
Rating: G to R
Notes: Collection of drabbles I wrote for Audience Appreciation Day at CFUD.

( 1. Roy/Mal: 'can't make fire in space' )

( 2. Ikkaku/Yumichika: bodyswitch )

( 3. Star Wars/Firefly Crossover )

( 4. Riddle/Ed, Tomo: 'bedtime' )

( 5. Allen & Ari: 'Allen talks about Rinali' )

( 6. Riddle/Ed & Roxas/Axel: Double Date )

( 7. Axel/Roxas: 'porn, with gloves' )

Title: Put It In
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Ikkaku & Yumichika
Word Count: 420
Rating: PG
Notes: Ikkaku and Yumichika teach Sex Ed. It's hydr0phobia's fault. ♥

( Ikkaku says: Sometimes the volunteer work I do is hilariously painful. I had to give tampons to 9th grade girls. I put Christmas bows on them. )

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts II
Characters: Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku
Rating: G to NC-17
Warnings: A little bit spoilery, but nothing really damaging, I don't think.
Notes: Just collecting together the KH2 drabbles I've written for my drabble meme. Also, the next KH2 thing I write will probably be "Donald and Goofy give Sora The Talk" because biztheinsane CLEARLY WANTS ME TO SUFFER. The end.

( 1. Axel/Sora )

( 2. Axel/Roxas )

( 3. Axel/Roxas, Take Two )

( 4. Roxas/Axel, implied Riku/Sora )

( BONUS: KH2/D. Gray Man Crossover )

Title: Smoothing Out The Lines
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Havoc/Roy
Word Count: 850
Rating: R
Notes: For gloves_come_off and done_rare. This has been "in production" for almost two months now, and I don't think I'm ever going to get around to finishing it the way I wanted to. Which is sad! But maybe this will do. ♥

( Change your heart / look around you / change your heart /it will astound you )

Just hydr0phobia and myself messing around and bouncing prompts back and forth. Mostly Bleach (mostly Yumichika and Ikkaku), with a bit of D. Gray-man and KH2 thrown in for good measure. (KH2 ficlet is in white to watch for the spoiler-wary, though it's not, y'know, really.)

Ah, I wrote the odds, she wrote the evens. You love it okay go!

( Wednesday says, 'you know, the subtextual implications of Icky not being able to sleep without his sword unless Yumichika is there are just KILLING me on a Freudian level.' )

Title: Nitroglycerin (The New Cancer Remix)
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Greed/Kimbley
Word Count: 2365
Rating: NC-17
Crossposted: fma_yaoi
Spoilers: Homunculus identities.
Notes: Remix of "Conduction" by Melissa the Sheep, originally posted here.

( Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? / I've never looked better, and you can't stand it )

Title: Mess
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yumichika & Ikkaku
Word Count: 800
Rating: PG
Crossposted: yumikkaku
Notes: Academy!Fic. For halcyonjazz, because I broke the internet. |D Mostly just banter and fluff, and as gen as it's possible for these to be. Which... isn't... very.

( Somehow everyone functions with a barely visible scar / never know the length we'd go was so far, so far )

Title: Sense of Taste
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Characters: Havoc/Roy
Word Count: 300 words
Rating: R
Notes: Written for kerbox in my drabble meme and posted here 'cause I like it. ♥

( Roy doesn't quite remember the names of the last few women he's been with, but he remembers the way they taste. )

I've seen a couple people doing this, and thought I'd try my hand at it. ♥

Kiss drabbles. Might be as short as one sentence, might be me going all hilarious and writing something like "Dressed to Kill" from a request. Though hopefully not. Anybody can request. Only once, unless I make a note saying I'll do another round.

I'll write anything from campfuckudie that I know (I am fairly sure I can live up to that promise). So long as you're not giving me freakish pairings that ought not ever kiss. Please be kind to me. D: I'll do certain pairings and characters as much as you want me to. Hell, I'll even do the taboo you're-not-allowed-to-request-that-ever stuff like ItaNeji, iShine, and RiddlEd.

For those who don't follow Camp (or even those that do) you can find a list of fandoms I can probably handle in my profile. You request Bleach stuff, and I'll love you forever. (lolz fandom~)

So, Happy Valentine's Day, all you pretty people! ♥

Title: Blood Sport
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yumichika/Ikkaku
Word Count: 800
Rating: R
Notes: No idea where this came from, but it's five in the morning. So. Um. I blame memlu and autophanous. Somehow.

( It's nights like these that Yumichika and Ikkaku like best of all, when the moon is high and large and bright, and Yumichika manages to get Ikkaku out of his clothes long before they hit the bed... )

Title: Dressed To Kill
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yumichika/Ikkaku
Length: 1,500 words
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Manga (Chapter 213). But nothing damaging.
Crossposted: bleach_yaoi and yumikkaku
Warnings: ... crossdressing? I'M SORRY, OKAY?
Notes: So. Promised hydr0phobia I'd write her a drabble, see? Involving Ikkaku's new, um, look in the 213 spread. And then I found out that Yumichika is, in fact, only about 5'6" and 125lbs. Tiny. And then. And then. It turned into not-so-much-a-drabble. And it's. Well. Hold me.

( In your hot pants and high heels / they could not believe / that such a body was for real )

Title: Heat
Fandom: Firefly/Fullmetal Alchemist
Genre: Crossover
Characters: Roy/Havoc/Mal
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for kerbox. It isn't as random as it seems, really. They've got backstory in campfuckudie. Seriously. And. Well. Porn. Shut up and like it. ♥

( It’s gonna be one hell of a night / you can’t be a spectator, oh no / you've got to take these dreams and make them whole )

Title: The Rutenberg
Fandom: Firefly/Kyou Kara Maou
Genre: Crossover
Rating: G to NC-17
Spoilers: Battle flashbacks.
Notes: Oh god. So. cacklebang and I were having a conversation about the parallels between the Battle of Serenity and the Battle of Rutenberg. Only two survivors. Both browncoats. Both main characters have incredible war emo. Etc. So I get a requst to write "Captain Conrad" on my drabble meme. Er. Five (long!) drabbles later... here they are, in all their oh my god what the fuck glory.

( Part I: The Rutenberg )

( Part II: The Tiny Loud Mechanic )

( Part III: Captains And Their Needs )

( Part IV: Gorram Cute )

( Part V: Lìngrén Jingyì )

Title: A Stare Like Yours
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yoruichi/Soi Fong
Length: 625 words
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Soul Society Arc.
Warnings: Porn! ♥
Crossposted: bleach_yuri and yorusoi
Notes: Written for necessaryevil!

( You close your eyes and breathe / I feel your lips / You hit the switch )

Title: Popular Culture
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yumichika/Ikkaku
Length: 875 words
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Eh. Probably should have read up to the 200's in the manga, maybe.
Crossposted: bleach_yaoi and yumikkaku
Notes: Requested from my campfuckudie drabble meme, here. "Yumichika/Ikkaku with a side of bring me a sammich, bitch." It was originally a long-ish drabble... then I wrote a sequel... and they fit rather nicely together into one story. So I wrote a third part, just to balance it all off. And because I wanted porn.

( Take One )

( Take Two )

( Take Three )

Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Yumichika/Ikkaku
Rating: PG-ish
Warnings: No blatant spoilers, but you should probably be caught up.
Crossposted: bleach_yaoi and yumikkaku
Notes: These were all written in a drabble meme for campfuckudie. They can originally be found here, if you're interested. :D If I have to convert the internet all by myself, goddammit, I will... ♥


( 1. Mind The Gap )

( 2. These Bloody Games )

( 3. The Nine To Five )

( 4. And A White Picket Fence )

( 5. Beautiful Things )

Title: It's Always The Quiet Ones
Fandom: Death Note
Characters: Near, Mello, Roger
Length: 100 words
Rating: PG
Crossposted: deathnote100
Challenge: "the birds and the bees"
Notes: Thanks to harlecerule for the title suggestion! <3

( What's that bee doing? )

Title: The Ocean Into Sky
Fandom: Death Note
Characters: L/Misa
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: There's... really no continuity at all. I accept this.
Crossposted: death_note
Warning: Borderline non-con.
Notes: My request from herongale was "L/Misa. That's what I want. As fucked up as you can write it." So... I deliver. First of all, I can't believe I wrote het. Second of all, this is sort of creepy... not that that's anything new, for Death Note fic, but still. And, like my other fic, Wretched, it's inspired by a Sarah Slean song. This time it's "High". And, presumably, so am I.

( You're afraid of what I'll do to you, recall the taste of something sweet; between a thousand sheets of memory, I cannot be blamed because you're weak. )

Title: Getting Lucky
Fandom: Hikaru no Go
Characters: Touya Akira/Shindou Hikaru
Rating: PG (for mild insinuation)
Crossposted: igo_yaoi
Notes: This is silly and random (and a day late) but I couldn't get it out of my head. Hopefully my next attempt at Hikago fiction isn't quite so... ridiculous? Hee.

( Triskaidekaphobia: An abnormal fear of the number 13. )

Title: The Ghost Of You
Chapter: 1/?
Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
Characters: Hisoka/Gon (with a side order of Gon/Killua)
Rating: PG (for slight creepiness)
Spoilers: Entire anime continuity, including the OVA's.
Warning: If you know who Hisoka is and you know who Gon is, do I need to give you a warning? If it makes you feel better, this Gon is sixteen.
Crossposted: h_x_h
Notes: Mostly likely the first part of many. The opening is a little heavy on Gon and Killua as well as Gon and Hisoka, but that will change.

( And all the things that you never ever told me, and all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me. )

Title: Where The Wretched Are Growing Wings
Fandom: Death Note
Characters: Raito/L, Raito/Misa
Rating: R (language, sexual implications)
Spoilers: Chapter 58
Crossposted: death_note, rxl_fans

( If the ancient wisdom came in bottles, I would tell my terror where to go. )

Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Various
Rating: G to R
Warnings: Spoilers on some. At least have seen up to Episode 24.
Crossposted: bleach_yaoi
Notes: This is a series of Bleach drabbles I wrote, seven in total. I figured it wouldn't be productive to separate them in different posts, so here they are!

( 1. Ichigo/Urahara )

( 2. Ichigo/Ishida )

( 3. Ichigo/Kon )

( 4. Ichigo/Ishida/Urahara )

( 5. Ichigo/Ishida/Kon )

( 6. Rukia/Tatsuki/Orihime )

( 7. Ichigo/Gin )